Post! What a quirky name for a postman! Clearly I am a brilliant writer? ... ?

Happy Halloween everyone! My favorite holiday is here and as usual all the big stores are ready to pounce on their cash cow, Christmas. Every year I see less houses decorate, and less emphasis is put on spookyness. I didn't do anything Halloweeny for the site this month, so I guess I'm partly to blame, but the slow decline of the creepy holiday really does disapoint me. And what I always hope to be the happiest month of my year brings a little sorrow. Enjoy the comic.

While it's true that it can be impolite to compare people to fish, sharks may be a different story. I'd feel pretty good about being called a shark. But if you go up one more notch in size, comparing someone to a whale, we're back to insult. True story, peeps.